Ode to Bacon
Bacon…no longer to be feared but revered;
Bacon…you satisfy my cravings;
Bacon…you have become my favorite fragrance;
Bacon…you keep giving in the form of bacon grease;
Bacon…you are a part of my life now and in my future;
Bacon…thank you God for blessing me with bacon!
As Dr. Adam Nally says: “Keep the fat high, and the carbs low, and Oh, . . . pass the bacon!”